My Mother-in-Law was here for a visit yesterday.
She was working on a crossword puzzle in the other room, when my daughter ran into the kitchen and asked me, “Mom, do you know an eight-letter word for ‘Driving up the wall’? I told Grandma you would know, because you always say we’re driving you up the wall.”
As my son was scraping a dismantled high-chair across the floor, I said, “Stop that! Dad told you not to do that. It’s scratching the floor”.
He stopped and looked at me for a second, then moved it forward a little.
I raised my voice and said, “Hey! Stop doing that! Didn’t you hear me? Dad told you this morning not to do that anymore!”
He stopped again and said, “I CAN do it.”
I said, “Uh…no, you can’t. You’re not allowed. Dad said so.”
Then, with an irritated look and annoyance in his voice, he turned to me and said, “But Mom… Dad’s at work”.
My five year old son went through a lot as an infant. He has a very rare heart defect, which the local cardiologists had only seen in a textbook. As you can imagine, they developed quite a fascination with my kid. He was constantly poked and prodded, and may as well have had an echocardiogram wand permanently affixed to his chest. At the same time, he had severe reflux, a kidney problem, and several other conditions which had him in and out of the hospital quite frequently.
During his tumultuous infancy, we noticed he had an aversion to being held or touched. It was (correctly) assumed by us, that he didn’t like the feel of human hands because they mostly caused him pain and trauma. After most of his health issues were either stable or under medicinal-control, roundabout his first birthday, we realized it was time to do something about his sensory problems. At that time, he began 18 months of occupational therapy to get him where he needed to be. He had frequent appointments with a specialist to help him realize that touch can be soothing and comforting.
Only nothing is that simple with this boy of mine. He took to the therapy so well, that he went to the other end of the spectrum, and now he won’t keep his hands off people. Mostly, he likes women’s arms….and the older the skin, the better. It is not unusual to find him sticking his hand up the sleeve of any AARP-card-carrying, female he can find.
My Mother and my husband’s Mother have both referred to this portion of their body as their “flab”, which has caused me much grief. On more than one occasion, my son has rubbed someone’s arm and uttered, “This is your flab”, as I quickly looked for a rock to crawl under.
So, now we are trying to reach some kind of middle-ground. We are attempting to bring balance into the life of a kid who has dealt with a lot of extremes. We don’t want him to stop touching the flab, we just don’t want him to call it that.
At the grocery store the other day, I was approached by a man. Yes, you read that correctly. I was approached by a man. Me! An upper-30ish…uh…”big-boned” woman, who not only still gets zits on my face, but who currently also has two zits ON MY NECK…approached BY A MAN.
He walked over, smiled and said, “I really like your glasses.” Oh, did I forget to mention that? I wear glasses too.
Nevertheless, I thanked him. Then he responded, “No. I really like them.”
Again I said, “Thank you.”
Then he pulled his cart next to mine, leaned closer and whispered, “I was just distracting your daughter. I wanted to let you know that I heard you tell her to get some Shredded Wheat, but instead she put a box of Lucky Charms in your cart”.
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