Luna’s favorite place, other than the middle of the couch, is the rug in our kitchen. It’s also where she does most of her head-tilting.
This is like trumpet practice, but different. She gets extremely cute at 12 seconds. And, it’s only 13 seconds long.
1. More than a few times a day, you will look at her and say, “You’re lucky you’re cute.”
2. When she is sleeping and dreams about drinking water, the cute is taken to another level.
3. The fur is EVERYWHERE.
4. Crumbs don’t stand a chance.
5. Puppy kisses smell a lot worse at 8 months than they did at 8 weeks old.
6. So does the poop.
7. Sometimes, she’ll even poop in her cage so you’ll wake up to the smell of coffee and feces.
8. There isn’t enough Lysol in the world.
9. She’s lucky she’s cute.
Dear Teacher,
I regret to inform you that the test you requested be signed and returned was accidentally placed in the trash. When I went to retrieve it, I found it covered with coffee grounds, paper towels that were used to clean poop out of a puppy cage and a note which reads, “Are those mouse droppings inside this cabinet, because I WILL DIE!!”
I am assuming you would rather it remain in the garbage, but please advise.
Best regards,
Momo
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