I have been known, on occasion, to get a serious case of the giggles. My husband says it isn’t so much giggling as it is cackling, but I prefer to think of myself as demure. Mostly because I prefer lies.

A few nights ago, my daughter taped one of my laughing fits. Ironically, I was laughing this hard because she wasn’t laughing. I kept saying, “How can you not think this laughing is hilarious?” Because, clearly, it was. You can’t see me, but you can hear me. You can definitely hear me.

See? Demure.

Because I think a good chuckle is good for the soul I’m sharing some of my recent favorites from Twitter, and by recent I mean from the last year. I’m 42; February was recent. Enjoy.

I like Little Miss Muffet. She's got a whey about her.

— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) September 1, 2013

Finally on plane leaving South Bend airport. I now know how they felt at the end of Argo.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 30, 2013

Can't get a Choco Taco at a Taco Bell anymore, but people still ask me to fax them documents. This is not progress.

— Roo Ciambriello (@roociambriello) August 16, 2013

Pregnant cousin who says she will NEVER have an epidural or c-section says she also will never, ever, ever dye her hair. *grabs popcorn*

— Leah, agirlandaboy (@agirlandaboy) August 29, 2013

herringbone, two kinds of stripes, lace, floral, and my pants are staple-hemmed. bet I get a raise today.

— keply (@MmeSurly) August 27, 2013

Stuck on the side of the road really regretting replacing my spare tire with an emergency cheese wheel.

— Nathan Buckley (@duplicitron) July 24, 2013

If you put your hospital gown on backwards and wander into the lobby the doctors will let you stay another night.

— Nathan Buckley (@duplicitron) June 27, 2013

I love that Dora's mom is such a steadfast free range parent. Yet, part of me wants to scream YOUR BABY'S ALONE IN THE WOODS WITH A MONKEY!

— Arnebya Herndon (@whatnowandwhy) June 18, 2013

Really enjoying this "I don't care if you live or die, I need a ride to my friend's house" stage my kids are going through.

— Vi King (@TheBlessMess) June 17, 2013

Apparently when I say "HURRY!!!!!", my son hears "carefully assess".

— Alissa Enders (@AlissaEnders) March 28, 2013

Be a writer, kids! Have unfinished homework until you die!

— Annabel Oakes (@annabeloakes) February 13, 2013

I hope you cackled.