Me, lying in bed after looking at the clock: Ahhh, I have one more hour of glorious sleep. Thank goodness!
Dog: Vomits.
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Daughter: “Mom, they only give scholarship recommendations to four students.”
Me: “So, did you ask for one?”
Daughter: “Yeah, I was the fifth.”
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Me to daughter: “You really should continue with drama in high school. It’s a good extra-cirricular activity. Sit down with me and watch the Oscars.”
Seth MacFarlane: “We saw your boobs!”
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Principal, while lecturing my son on his behavior as she taps her skull with her index finger: “This is what you need to do before you act out. What am I doing right now?”
Son: “Poking yourself in the head.”
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Arnebya
That boy is going places, I’m telling you. I just hope he uses his mind for good.
I am tired and in need of a week that does not consist of Finally! It’s Friday. On Thursday.
Melisa
Oh my. At least it’s FRIDAY! š xoxo
Toni
It’s my Wed. Thank you for the smiles, it is cloudy and cool here and the Guest are FLIPPING out….
tara
Hahahha your son is the best. Maybe he could write the Oscar jokes because they obviously need help.
Ugh. Dog vomit. Sorry Momo.
Megan
HA! I had the Oscars on while cooking dinner…”boobs” song came on. My kids were cracking up at the speed at which I raced to change the channel. We turned on some music and danced in the kitchen. Much better than watching tv anyway!
Mama D
Cripes. Not a good week, indeed. But your son’s comment was awesome! How did the principal take it?? š
AlisonH
Guffawing, loudly. Ah my.
Zak
BWAHAHAHA!
I mean, sorry. :/
Mare
I was so disgusted by MacFarlane’s song. So inappropriate. He has a beautiful voice…should use it for good, instead of crap.