Today is my third, and final, day of a three-day fruit and vegetable cleanse that I did per the instructions of my boot camp leader. The only other woman I know who completed the cleanse went to a restaurant on the fourth day and ate crab bisque. She pooped her pants before she even made it home.
Tonight, I’m going to dinner with some friends. You know how you always start a diet and think, “I should start after New Year’s” then it’s, “I should start after the Super Bowl” then, “I should start after Valentine’s Day”? Well, I got tired of putting it off.
But, considering the crab bisque story, I’m thinking I should have waited until after dinner with my friends tonight. Or, maybe, when they asked me where I wanted to eat, I shouldn’t have suggested a Mexican restaurant.
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Melisa
I have so much I want to say, but not much I CAN say, except: “ick.”
And “good luck.”
And “OMG.”
And “You shouldn’t be eating Mexican food.”
And “Oy vey.”
And “Yikes.”
Amie
Every time you mention the boot camp and anything associated with it, I want to do it less and less…
Tara R.
Yeah, good luck with that. I’d stay away from hot salsa.
Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
Uh, good luck with that. And might I suggest you wear dark pants?
UP
I think I just threw UP a little!
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millicent frick
HA!!!!
AlisonH
So are avocados a fruit or veggie…
Christina
Aaaaand you’ve just ensured that I won’t do the cleanse.
But seriously, did you lose weight with it? I love bootcamp, but the diet part of it is a little hard for me to follow.
JodiS
OMG…did you make it home?
Colleen
um… ew
Mom Went Crazy
Oh good lord. I coudln’t do a cleanse. I would feel starved after the first hour!! Momma needs fooooooooood! How was it??