Random Realizations: Anniversary Edition

posted by Momo Fali on August 24, 2009

1. When you are celebrating your 12th anniversary, it is a good idea to take a road trip with your husband so the two of you can reconnect without the kids or the dogs around.

2. But, you may find that you are so tired because of insomnia which has plagued you for 11 of those 12 years, that you will sleep the entire way to your destination.

3. Which seriously prevents that reconnecting stuff.

4. When your husband stops near the hotel and asks where he can find a carry-out, you may be surprised to find yourself looking for a place called The Whore House. And, when you see it’s actually named The Pour House, and that your husband misheard, you’ll feel a lot better about spending your money there.


5. Staying in a nice hotel and taking a bubble bath in a jacuzzi tub with no kids around, will seem a like a little slice of heaven.

6. Seafood buffets in the Midwest can be really good and even though eating oysters on the half-shell in Indiana will seem insane, you will do it anyway.

7. Splurging on a seafood buffet the night before your anniversary means you will eat Burger King for lunch on your actual anniversary.

8. When you get home, even though it’s been a decade since you last saw it, your husband won’t want to watch your wedding video again.

9. Instead you’ll sit in your regular spot on the love seat and look over at him in his regular spot on the couch.

10. Then you’ll hope for many more years of seeing him right there.

    Comments

  • melissa


    happy anniversary!
    xoox

  • Tom


    I'll bet that sleep on the trip was really nice.

    If that bottle shop had been called "The Whore House" it would have made for some fine story telling for future occasions.

    Happy Anniversary!

  • Piper of Love


    Happy Anniversary Mr. & Mrs. Momo!

    You might be the last real romantics, I cried at the Burger King part.

  • Melisa with one S


    Happy Anniversary!

    So glad you had a nice weekend! (and hey, what's wrong w/ Burger King on your anniversary?? I had McDonalds on my WEDDING DAY. In the CAR.)

    xoxo

  • Ed


    Ooh, twelve years. Did you get something silky?

    I get off easy this year–10th (tin). A roll of Reynold's Wrap and my gift is complete.

  • Deb Thaxton


    –>Happy anniversary!

    http://www.WebSavyMom.com

  • WeaselMomma


    Happy Anniversary! May you have many more years of staring at each other.

  • the planet of janet


    happy anniversary, you crazy romantic kids!

    (and what does it mean if my word ver is "adioso"??? i hope it's not a sign!)

  • OHmommy


    Our anniversary last week was spent on the couch with Chipolte. Heh.

    Happy Anniversary!

  • Jason


    Happy Anniversary!!

  • A Buns Life


    Sounds like a perfect anniversary!

  • Stella


    Happy Anniversary!

    The Whore House could have produced some interesting merchandise!

  • Misty


    lovely! So true…

  • Carolyn...Online


    Happy Anniversary you tired old lady. I think the Pour House sounds lovely by the way…

  • anya


    Number 10. Cherish it.

  • PJ


    Happy Anniversary!

  • Angella


    Aw…Happy Anniversary!

    (The captcha is "mista" which is kind of appropriate.)

  • AlisonH


    Happy anniversary!

  • Oscar


    I can relate to most of these!!! LOL

  • BeautifulWreck


    Happy anniversary!!!

    and many more of #10.

  • Have the T-shirt


    Happy Anniversary!!! Many more 🙂

  • Sue


    That is sweet!
    Happy Anniversary!

  • James (SeattleDad)


    Happy Anniversary. Great list.

    It must be a decade since we have watched our wedding video too.

  • Maureen


    Ahahaha Whore House! Yeah, NOT what you want to hear ….

    Happy Anniversary Momo! Here's to many, many more.

  • Mum-me


    Happy Anniversary – loved your 'list'.

    Our daughters are more interested in watching our wedding video than my husband is – and I'm not all that interested any more either. It gets a bit old when my daughter says, for the 100th time, "You look so skinny and pretty at your wedding mummy."

  • Ashley


    Happy Anniversary!

    PS – your word verification thingie is wanting me to spell "hymen" awesome

  • secret agent mama


    Happy Anniversary Darlings!!

    My captcha said "Frigling" HA!

  • Gertrude Groggins -


    Glad you had a good anniversary!

  • Mrs4444


    Happy Anniversary!! "We" watched our video annually for about a year, haha. He sounds pretty normal 🙂

  • Otter Thomas


    Happy Anniversary. A lot of times when we have the night without kids all I want to do is sleep too.

  • Aunt Juicebox


    ….sniffle….

  • Tracey


    I am glad you chose NOT to play the alphabet game… "A" is for…. No need to give him a chance at not seeing sweet 13!! Hope it was happy and there are many, many more years to come!

  • Amy


    OH this is so sweet! Happy Anniversary!

  • katy


    Congrats!
    We're celebrating 25th this year. No road trip planned yet. But bubble bath inspired me. Well said.

  • Lynette


    So it looks like your anniversary is right around the same time as mine. 🙂

    Happy Anniversary. Now excuse me while I talk my husband into take a bubble bath with me. (Or maybe a shower. We've got a really small tub. Heh)

  • DysFUNctional Mom


    Sounds like a great time. I'd have slept tooN we have to get it whenever we can! Happy Anniversary, I wish you many more.

  • newnorth


    awww, Happy Anniversary!

  • Stacey


    Amen! Happy belated anniversary!

  • Dapoppins


    I am so glad that ours isn't the only relationship where I fall a sleep and he has a "regular space"

    hehe! Congrats on the anniversary

  • meleah rebeccah


    happy anniversary!
    xoox