My very pregnant sister-in-law came over for a visit this evening and my son immediately took interest in her big belly.
He rubbed it, he informed her she was having a boy, and then he named that boy, Bubba.
After that he said, “Actually, you have three baby bumps”. And, then he touched her stomach and said, “One…”.
Anyone want to guess what he touched for two and three?
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The Mom
BOOBIES!!!!!
😉
the planet of janet
bwahahahahahaha!!!!!
PG
my wife has a friend who, each time he learned his wife was pregnant, would sing and dance, “the boobie fairy is coming, the boobie fairy is coming!”
holly
boobs. was it boobs? i think it was boobs.
i seriously think you need to make that kid into a tv program.
Stacey @Real World Mom
LOL! Too funny!
I wonder if he’s right, and there really is a Bubba in there?
OHmommy
Oh man. Now THAT is funny.
Rachel
Bewbs!! Love it, that is so cute. 😉
3 baby bumps.
mammadawg.com
LOL – OMG – I agree with Holly – you have GOT to get him his own TV show.
I am STILL crackin’ up over here.
Heather
When my daughter was about 3, she once told a pregnant friend she dreamt that her baby was going to die. Yeah. (She didn’t though, she was fine.)
Twenty Four At Heart
I gave you a bloggy award!
JenLive!
What’d he name them?
Happy Campers
Ahhhhhh ha ha haha…what did SHE say?
Ashley Ladd
LOLOLOL
How old is your son? That’s precious.
piper of love
that boy of yours is a smart one!
Caffeine Court
Some guys will do anything to cop a feel!
Amy
Oh my! At least she was family.
meleah rebeccah
I love your son so much. How funny is that.
Tenakim
He’s a little young to be feeling up his Aunt, no?
Mrs. Schmitty
BWAAAHHHHHAAAHAHHHHAAAA!
Pand0ra Wilde
It sounds like time to invest in a digital camcorder–that boy will keep your YouTube subscription list FULL!
nukedad
I got the same thing at the pool the other day. I’m never talking to that kid again.
Melisa
Uh…her Lovely Lady Lumps? (THANKS, Black Eyed Peas…)
The Laundress
LOVE that kid.
Stella
And what did he name them?!?!
Jenny from Mommin' it Up!
let me guess…it starts with a b and ends with an s and has an “oob” in the middle?
your so is hilarious! i really hope mine provies me with this much blog material as he gets older!
Colleen
I’m glad its not just my kid with the boobie fixation. I was leaning over to get something out of the bottom of the dbl stroller while at the Zoo yesterday and he says, loud enough for EVERYONE to hear, “HEY MOM! I CAN SEE YOUR BOOBIES!!!”
Tara R.
Well… they do get bigger when you’re preggers.
honeywine
Hide the Barbies. I know what little boys do to those.
deb
How funny, but ya know. The boy was right.
Drowsey Monkey
ahahahaha! lol
I know I say this all the time, but I love your kids! 🙂
Corey~living and loving
tee hee….youjust have to hand it to him….copping a feel so young…he is a smart cookie! thanks for the smile.
Mama Dawg
Oh my gosh. I heart him. He’s a trip!
Kori
Oh god, Bubba and boobs-you are SO raising a redneck there! Love it.
Jamie E
funny!
my kids keep asking about my booboos. This morning Jonny(3) complimented me “You has nice booboos mommy”
The 6 year old (Ben) totally cracked up.
Misty
and suddenly her understood where triplets come from…
Candace
Did he play them like the bongos and you all got up and danced like you were at a drum circle? Or did my imagination get away again?
Angie
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Lisa@verybusymomwith4
At least her butt didn’t look like a baby bump 😉
LiteralDan
Hmmm… a knee and her chin?
Dapoppins
I, I do not need to guess that either! HA!
Smart A$$ Mom
at least he didn’t remind her that her head is actually two bumps from her ass.
chefmom
I would have peed right there on your couch, from laughing SO hard.
wornoutwoman
Why are boys sooo infatuated with boobs? It starts from day one. My son is so intrigued….ahhh!
Jaina
LOL
Jennifer, Playgroups Are No Place For Children
Clever little chap, learning early how to cop a feel!
Brittany
Uh oh…sounds like you have a future doctor on your hands:)
Birdie
He’s the funniest kid! How long do you think he can get away with that one?
Half-Past Kissin' Time
VERY, VERY funny!! That reminds me (for some reason) of when I brought newborn Kendall home from the hospital. Kyle smelled her head and said, “Hmm. She smells good. I think I’m going to marry her.” Too cute.
ShannanB aka Mommy Bits
Nice. Rolling.on.floor.laughing.
Thank you!!!
transfattyacid
milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner….
I’ll stop there.
tanya25m
🙂 Now that’s funny. A picture of your SIL’s face would be funnier still!!
www.startswithanx.com
You are officially raising a breasts man.