You Can’t Sweep the Floor With It

posted by Momo Fali on October 31, 2013

My son has suddenly decided that he wants to draw pictures all the time. Mostly, he’s been sketching pumpkins, bats, ghosts, and tombstones in preparation for Halloween. Last night he asked for more spooky ideas so I told him to try his hand at a witch.

He didn’t know where to start, so I quickly drew my interpretation. Don’t worry, I won’t quit my day job. After I saw how bad it looked, I asked his dad to give it a try.

Then our son asked us if all witches have penises.

filed under Family Life, Happy Holidays, Kids, My Better Half, Photos, Shameless Statements and tagged with Halloween

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Comments

Melisa

Thursday, 31 October, 2013 at 8:35

Surprise ending for me because I thought you were linking to the story about your mom’s dog.

Starting to have a theme here…HAHA!
Shannon

Thursday, 31 October, 2013 at 8:51

Great. Now my daughter is asking me why I am laughing and I have to explain about witches and penises (peni?). Maybe I’ll just make something up.
Mama D

Thursday, 31 October, 2013 at 9:53

LOVE it!! 🙂
Practical Mama

Thursday, 31 October, 2013 at 11:35

Hahaahah! Would “Not really. In fact, all withes are female.” be an option as an answer?
Zak

Thursday, 31 October, 2013 at 12:08

NICE.
tara

Thursday, 31 October, 2013 at 19:29

Uh. If you think that witch is bad, my kids are going to be screwed. I don’t even have good handwriting. Damn.
Laura In Little Rock

Thursday, 31 October, 2013 at 19:39

The double entendre of that title. Oh dear! Love it.
Patty

Friday, 1 November, 2013 at 11:07

Too funny! 🙂
Anna Hettick

Sunday, 3 November, 2013 at 17:43

Oh my gosh!!! HILARIOUS! sounds exactly like something my son would say.

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