While riding in the car last night my seven year old son said, “Mom, I can’t decide if I want to be a vet or a magician when I grow up.”
He paused briefly then said, “So I think I’m just going to become a magician and make pets disappear.”
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Sadia
Classic!
You know, Momo, you could publish his one-liners and get rich off your kid. I mean, save up for college.
Mama Dawg
Ah, yes, but the true sign of a magician will be if he can then bring them back!
Kori
He definitly has the right idea!
terri
Send him to my house. He can practice on my misbehaving cats!
Middle Aged Woman
At one point in her childhood, my niece decided she was going to be a tap-dancing waitress.
Misty
Bob Barker would be proud…
Melissa
LOL! Now that's a man with a plan!
Corey~living and loving
oh my word. that kills me. Thanks for the smile. You post today is WAY more fun than mine.
Melisa with one S
He is a total genius. I kinda thought somewhere in there you'd be asking him to make LucyDaisy disappear. 🙂 If you end up asking him to do that at some point, ask him to beam her over here to my house. 😉
Carolyn...Online
Can he intern at my house? I just have this one dog I could let him make disappear…
Rachel
BWAHAHAAAAHAAAAA
Awesome. Will he come here? please.
Maureen
Well, I guess that's better than a Vet who makes them disappear…
Tara R.
That's one way to cut down on the cost of having a pet.
James (SeattleDad)
The real question is "how exactly are you going to make them dissapear?"
Amy
He is hilarious!
Sue
Perfect!
Kim
Hysterical.. as always..
WeaselMomma
That kid is great! He makes me chuckle all the time and I love him for it.
ShallowGal
Excellent compromise!
xoxo, SG
Tracey
He's a thinker!! I mean why decide on a career when you can have BOTH!! He's too fun…
Heather
He's a "have your cake & eat it too" kinda kid, huh?
I just LOVE him.
Otter Thomas
That boy is hilarious! Maybe he could be a comedian. That joke right there would work perfectly with a deadpan delivery.
newnorth
hahaha, but will there be more bunnies?
Chibi
Oh lord, that made me laugh!
meleah rebeccah
He seriously says the GREATEST things EVER.